Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Teach a girl to fish...

After (more or less) bumming around for the better part of 8 months, I have returned to a world of employment that does not involve scrubbing dishes. Rejoice! for it is written: "business casual"! And, lo, her hands be not chapped, and her clothes smell not of coffee...

Though I do, in fact, have a great deal to say about the concept and execution of business casual, that is not what brings me here today. No--a long chain of word-association, daydreaming and procrastination has led me to this: fishnets.

I love fishnets. They provide a corporate-mandated buffer between leg and world, rescuing one from the sag-n-snag properties of pantyhose and the (often seasonally inappropriate) opaque tight. They are just about the only patterned legwear that won't make most woman look dumpy and/or clownish. Fishnets are distilled Old Hollywood glamour.

But! But: there are rules. Of course there are. Unless your outfit is sleek, impeccable, and all-black--steer clear of black stockings. Black fishnets worn improperly are less "Hollywood"and more "Hallowe'en". Go for colour. My personal favourite is a "nude" tone, but burgundy, navy, olive and brown can all work well, as long as they tone in with the rest of your ensemble. In the summertime, you might be able to pull off baby colours like pink, blue and yellow with a light, breezy dress, but proceed with caution. Bright candy colours are not for the faint of heart, and probably won't be welcome at most workplaces, unless you are in a creative field; save these for evenings and weekends, and wear them with simpler, subtler garments. If you're not going for a punklet look, keep your fishnets lint- and rip-free. You probably shouldn't pair them with Docs, either.

Oh, and a more open mesh often looks more fashion-forward than teeny-tiny little holes... within reason.

Unfortunately, a great pair of fishnets can take some hunting down, but--in my opinion--they are absolutely worth it. Like a fantastic pair of earrings or the perfect red lipstick, fishnets can tie a get-up-and-go outfit together in a way that belies its pre-coffee assembly.

Friday, January 18, 2008

OK, more than a couple of days...

So: want style advice? Send your fashion dilemmas to stylisms.blog@gmail.com. Feel free to send pictures of outfits you want evaluated, pleas for guidance, comments about fads and faux-pas spotted... Just, please, if you are sending images, be respectful of others' privacy and copyright, and do not share anything without appropriate permissions. If you would prefer to keep your name and/or face out of the limelight, please say so in your email and we'll crop/blur/assign a pseudonym/whatever. I'll post replies weekly or as often as I get mail--whichever makes more sense based on the level of response.

Oh, and I welcome suggestions for a catchy little title. Anyone?

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Resolutions

Welcome to 2008! Got any resolutions?

I have a few, though I hesitate to tack the "New Year's" to them, since I had already decided to make these changes/efforts, New Year or no... well, OK, obviously it's not like I thought there was any uncertainty about the year turning over, like we were going to roll straight through December into, I dunno, Elftember or whatever. I just mean that the contracts I've made with myself have more to do with big changes in circumstances than with somewhat arbitrary dates, which--fingers crossed--might mean I'm more likely to actually follow through.

Here's the rundown:
  1. Update the blog at least once a week. To facilitate this, I'm going to put into effect a weekly feature suggested by my brilliant friend Erin, wherein readers will send me photos of outfits to deconstruct, WNTW-style. I promise to be gentle, though. I don't have all the details of this worked out (catchy title, place to send photos, etc.) but I aim to do so within the next day or two. Check back; I'll post.
  2. Get off my couch and out of my pyjamas. Get to know my new city. Get to know people in my new city--if you know anyone in Halifax between the ages of, say, 20 and 30, who would like to be friends with a hip, stylish CFA, direct them to this blog.
  3. Treat my body better. Keep off the heavily processed foods, get back into dance and yoga, always wash off my makeup before bed.
  4. Become a rock goddess. Learn to play wicked mandolin and bass solos. Sing.
  5. Take pride in my self-presentation. Look awesome every day.
  6. Start the business.
Since I have so much to do this year, I must get going. But I'll be back. Soon. With photos. (And speaking of, I added some visual interest to my previous post, so take another look-see.)